www.nonsense.com

OK, I confess, it’s harder to keep a blog going than I expected. I have new respect for columnists and writers working on deadline. One of my lame excuses is that my discretionary energy obsessed on creating a useless website for my men’s ice hockey team. The team is the World Famous* Woodstock Woodies, and the website is www.woodieshockey.com.  We are the worst team in our league, so I have had to find new ways of describing losses. But we do have the best website in the league, maybe the best in the entire world of pathetic geezer hockey. Not to brag or anything. It has a store, fan club, frequently asked questions, “links” (wink, wink) to the competitors. It might not be the most politically correct website in the world, but it keeps us amused. The goal is to get so much underground attention that Sports Illustrated has to feature us – but don’t tell anyone that – it’s a secret.

*Yeah, right.